US MILITARY: Americans are too FAT to fight

[brocktonblockbust]

Hahaha and if that guy runs out of ammunition he can slap them to death with his big fat tits

[Spicoli]

Hahaha and if that guy runs out of ammunition he can slap them to death with his big fat tits

Flap Jack titty attack inbound!

[walrus]

I think u guys need to live on base for a while. Most are so fit it’s like living in a surreal world. Well at least the marines. It’s hard to get up at 4am and run miles in full gear and not be. Yes there are exceptions, I never saw one, some of the brass gets potbellied but I dare you to call them out on it.

[brocktonblockbust]

This Thread is about all the fat pigs who get denied entry into the military because they're fat swine completely knock kneed from obese thighs and spare tires on their back and spare tires on their stomach and double chins and eating junk food and can't even do a couple of sit-ups or push-ups or even run half a mile at the age of 18 or 19