Innocent until proven guilty: Brett Kavanaugh

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How long ago was this? I should've been denied all of my positions then. I was told I use to s-h-i-t all over myself, six months out the womb, I mean most animals can figure it out in days. Took me about 2 years. Then I was told it was a terrible 2. Thank goodness when I was interviewed for my job, they didn't inquire.

How did I get a promotion at age 20? I guess because no one at my job saw me drunk off Old Grandad bourbon, Tequila, Absolute, Bud, Old English, Colt45. It wasn't that I meant to call that bitch a bitch while intoxicated. It was because it gave me the courage to tell her..that's how she comes across.


Best darn shipping and receiver. Could drive forklift with a towel in one hand to wipe the budweiser sweat away, while picking up pallet after pallet with the other. Now I have to stop smoking weed, just so I can (try) to remember all the potentially vengeful women I boned, tried to bone, cursed out because she didn't want my bone. Which one will bring my 20-something skeletons out the closet if I really make it big?

Thanks liberals. Your special.
Short yellow bus special that is....