The heterosexual celebration thread

[Dia bando]

Loud and proud to be straight imagine saying that. Some people would be outraged over this statement.👿

[Gandalf]

Right, that is it. I have had enough of all this. I am coming out as a recovering heterosexual. I am straight and proud of it and yes I like the Pet Shop Boys.

[Fenster]

Great vid, Walrus.

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[El Kabong]

Why does the left fall for this every single time?

"It's OK to be white"
The OK hand signal is a white power symbol
The thumbs up is a white power symbol
"I wouldn't even rape you"
"Heterosexual pride"


These things make the left come unglued, look at Beanz, perhaps he's "soooo not EVEN angry" but he's certainly "ready to fight fascists!!!!" never you mind about a joke you fucking fascists!!!! Fascists were WELL KNOWN for their twisted sense of humor and penchant for wordplay



I'm not bothered with the minstrel shows that Pride Parades have become, they are almost a parody of themselves, but if you don't see this as bait then you're dumb and I see the usual suspects on here responding in a manner that suggests if heterosexuals have ANY pride at all then my God there will be no pride left for the gays like pride is some limited natural resource.

[walrus]

Great vid, Walrus.

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

[Dia bando]

Great vid, Walrus.

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

Sticky little fingers .😳

[Fenster]

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

Serious question? I honestly don't know how i'm expected to respond to quips like this? Or even what you're thinking or feeling.

Does it mean i'm following Beanz? Being controlled by him? Or controlling him?

[Gandalf]

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

Serious question? I honestly don't know how i'm expected to respond to quips like this? Or even what you're thinking or feeling.

Does it mean i'm following Beanz? Being controlled by him? Or controlling him?

Don't you worry about Walrus. He gets stroppy when he feels another forum bromance is brewing.

[walrus]

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

Serious question? I honestly don't know how i'm expected to respond to quips like this? Or even what you're thinking or feeling.

Does it mean i'm following Beanz? Being controlled by him? Or controlling him?

No, the two of you being gay activists I figured you were at least inserting fingered into each other, often.

[El Kabong]

Quite certain this will ruffle a few feathers.....





...but he's very reasonable and logical

[Fenster]

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

Serious question? I honestly don't know how i'm expected to respond to quips like this? Or even what you're thinking or feeling.

Does it mean i'm following Beanz? Being controlled by him? Or controlling him?

No, the two of you being gay activists I figured you were at least inserting fingered into each other, often.

Oh you mean't literally. Ok. I've heard plenty of hetro guys (actually we have a thread about it on here) who enjoy fingers in their bum and licking bum holes, personally that's not my thing.

[SlimTrae]

Great vid, Walrus.

Hilar-eee-yus! Adam & eve 1st evicted couple over heterophobic housing discrimination.

I wanted to give a shout out to anyone else here who may still enjoy having sex with a member of the opposite sex. It’s OK guys, we may have been forced into the closet but the shame, suicides, depression and isolation from society should not stop us from liking women. We shall overcome. Stay strong.

I'M SLIMTRAE, HETEROSEXUAL...A THROWBACK. AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE. STAY STRONG!!!!!

[Beanz]

Loud and proud to be straight imagine saying that. Some people would be outraged over this statement.������

No they wouldn't. You wish that they would but they wouldn't be. Here is a lovely flag for your parade

[Gandalf]

Bring it on. Nothing like having a gay married father to show the straights how it is done.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/milo-yian...t-pride-parade