The heterosexual celebration thread

[walrus]

Since this is obviously become a gay English forum embracing the rainbow lgbtq flag and the Union Jack I just wanted to take a minute to say I am a heterosexual and like vagina and I am proud of it. With my conservative views on vagina I am not allowed to march or make speeches to school children on the diversity of men and women having sex together I wanted to give a shout out to anyone else here who may still enjoy having sex with a member of the opposite sex. It’s OK guys, we may have been forced into the closet but the shame, suicides, depression and isolation from society should not stop us from liking women. We shall overcome. Stay strong.

[Dark Lord Al]

Are you allowed to post in this thread ?

[Dia bando]

Loud and proud to be straight imagine saying that. Some people would be outraged over this statement.👿

[Gandalf]

Right, that is it. I have had enough of all this. I am coming out as a recovering heterosexual. I am straight and proud of it and yes I like the Pet Shop Boys.

[Fenster]

Great vid, Walrus.

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[Beanz]

Loud and proud to be straight imagine saying that. Some people would be outraged over this statement.������

No they wouldn't. You wish that they would but they wouldn't be. Here is a lovely flag for your parade

[Gandalf]

Bring it on. Nothing like having a gay married father to show the straights how it is done.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/milo-yian...t-pride-parade

[Gandalf]

The comment in the article about the parade being against the values of the city and that love will prevail are hilarious. So straight people are not about love now and the city does not represent straight people? Topsy turvy and exactly why a straight parade should happen. And I bet you do not see a single partially covered testicle too.

[Beanz]

[Dia bando]

Loud and proud to be straight imagine saying that. Some people would be outraged over this statement.������

No they wouldn't. You wish that they would but they wouldn't be. Here is a lovely flag for your parade

Like a red tag to a bull your so predictable your enraged I don't need a parade enjoy your rainbow shoe laces.

[Dia bando]

The comment in the article about the parade being against the values of the city and that love will prevail are hilarious. So straight people are not about love now and the city does not represent straight people? Topsy turvy and exactly why a straight parade should happen. And I bet you do not see a single partially covered testicle too.

Miles the Larry of Plymouth has returned like a bad case of piles when you think they have gone they come back to irritate.!
🤗

[Beanz]

Loud and proud to be straight imagine saying that. Some people would be outraged over this statement.������

No they wouldn't. You wish that they would but they wouldn't be. Here is a lovely flag for your parade

Like a red tag to a bull your so predictable your enraged I don't need a parade enjoy your rainbow shoe laces.

Enraged? Listen to yourself Anyway at least i can do up my shoelaces without help.

[Dia bando]

Loud and proud to be straight imagine saying that. Some people would be outraged over this statement.������

No they wouldn't. You wish that they would but they wouldn't be. Here is a lovely flag for your parade

Like a red tag to a bull your so predictable your enraged I don't need a parade enjoy your rainbow shoe laces.

Enraged? Listen to yourself Anyway at least i can do up my shoelaces without help.

Larry Larry you are a typical left wing lunatic who will wear any badge with pride from save the whale to happy lunatics day.
Riding your PC train through the forum branding everyone who disagrees with a bigot etc.

[El Kabong]

Why does the left fall for this every single time?

"It's OK to be white"
The OK hand signal is a white power symbol
The thumbs up is a white power symbol
"I wouldn't even rape you"
"Heterosexual pride"


These things make the left come unglued, look at Beanz, perhaps he's "soooo not EVEN angry" but he's certainly "ready to fight fascists!!!!" never you mind about a joke you fucking fascists!!!! Fascists were WELL KNOWN for their twisted sense of humor and penchant for wordplay



I'm not bothered with the minstrel shows that Pride Parades have become, they are almost a parody of themselves, but if you don't see this as bait then you're dumb and I see the usual suspects on here responding in a manner that suggests if heterosexuals have ANY pride at all then my God there will be no pride left for the gays like pride is some limited natural resource.