Projection time! How is a breakfast thread any more silly than you doing a summer thread to promote yourself having a task to do? My thread was a jokey one and still you had to have a go. So bitter!

I laugh a lot in life old boy and it is all good. If you really wanted to earn good coin and have free time to help your wife then my gig is what you would want. It would give you time to indulge in artistic interests on the side too. I know plenty who have written books, do photography, paint. All kinds of things. But if you want to be a truely rich man you have to sell your soul and I ain't going to do that.

Anyway stop being such a miserable git.