Forum Moaning Bastard Award 2016

[Beanz]

Someone needs to make it into a poll.

I am discounting my own grumbles, gripes and general moans on account of them being post modern third wave moans, moaning mostly about the moaners. No 'Single trans black Mom stole me wages and then shat in my coffee' or ' Jesbus told me to get a gun and shoot the hippies in a YouTube video hosted by a camp English media arts student who thinks it is dangerous and sexy to smoke a fag in 2019' threads from me. Just the same old fucking expletive strewn diatribes ejaculated in a celebrator arc over square men in suits moaning about IQ levels, Alimony ( what a ghey word) and How difficult it is to find tires for Penny farthings these days.

I used to think that El Kabong was like Grizzly Adams with a hockey stick and it turns out he is more like the lanky twat from the Office than Gandalf is. (I have not ever actually watched the office so I could be wrong). So I nominate him and my mate Gandy who needs to get back to being the odd foreign correspondent with a penchant for Booze and bizarre paddy field excursions like JG Ballard on a stag do with Will Self and Kenneth Williams pretty sharpish before he is forever condemned to a life in cardigans and threads about hot drinks.


I fully expect to top the pole and thereby create another excuse to whinge about not being a mod and being persecuted and having to put up with such coarse language from the big boys just like I never have before and don't still.

[El Kabong]

Someone needs to make it into a poll.

I am discounting my own grumbles, gripes and general moans on account of them being post modern third wave moans, moaning mostly about the moaners. No 'Single trans black Mom stole me wages and then shat in my coffee' or ' Jesbus told me to get a gun and shoot the hippies in a YouTube video hosted by a camp English media arts student who thinks it is dangerous and sexy to smoke a fag in 2019' threads from me. Just the same old fucking expletive strewn diatribes ejaculated in a celebrator arc over square men in suits moaning about IQ levels, Alimony ( what a ghey word) and How difficult it is to find tires for Penny farthings these days.

I used to think that El Kabong was like Grizzly Adams with a hockey stick and it turns out he is more like the lanky twat from the Office than Gandalf is. (I have not ever actually watched the office so I could be wrong). So I nominate him and my mate Gandy who needs to get back to being the odd foreign correspondent with a penchant for Booze and bizarre paddy field excursions like JG Ballard on a stag do with Will Self and Kenneth Williams pretty sharpish before he is forever condemned to a life in cardigans and threads about hot drinks.


I fully expect to top the pole and thereby create another excuse to whinge about not being a mod and being persecuted and having to put up with such coarse language from the big boys just like I never have before and don't still.

You know what I say? I say "Lets keep the crappy whinging stuff out of the other threads and off the main boards" .....that's what I say

[Beanz]

Someone needs to make it into a poll.

I am discounting my own grumbles, gripes and general moans on account of them being post modern third wave moans, moaning mostly about the moaners. No 'Single trans black Mom stole me wages and then shat in my coffee' or ' Jesbus told me to get a gun and shoot the hippies in a YouTube video hosted by a camp English media arts student who thinks it is dangerous and sexy to smoke a fag in 2019' threads from me. Just the same old fucking expletive strewn diatribes ejaculated in a celebrator arc over square men in suits moaning about IQ levels, Alimony ( what a ghey word) and How difficult it is to find tires for Penny farthings these days.

I used to think that El Kabong was like Grizzly Adams with a hockey stick and it turns out he is more like the lanky twat from the Office than Gandalf is. (I have not ever actually watched the office so I could be wrong). So I nominate him and my mate Gandy who needs to get back to being the odd foreign correspondent with a penchant for Booze and bizarre paddy field excursions like JG Ballard on a stag do with Will Self and Kenneth Williams pretty sharpish before he is forever condemned to a life in cardigans and threads about hot drinks.


I fully expect to top the pole and thereby create another excuse to whinge about not being a mod and being persecuted and having to put up with such coarse language from the big boys just like I never have before and don't still.

You know what I say? I say "Lets keep the crappy whinging stuff out of the other threads and off the main boards" .....that's what I say

Good, Shut the fuck up about not having the bottle to be a real neo-Nazi and just having their posters up on your wall then. Sorted.

[El Kabong]

Good, Shut the fuck up about not having the bottle to be a real neo-Nazi and just having their posters up on your wall then. Sorted.

So when you get owned with your very own quote you then decide to dare people to become Nazis?

[walrus]

We’ve been around here for awhile and u appreciate the people. TBH I’m kinda worried about beaner. He is much more excitable than usual. #prayforbeaner