Any good jokes ????

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...fe-girlfriend/

Bruce Dick in fan?

[Beanz]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...fe-girlfriend/

Bruce Dick in fan?

Thank fuck the story wasn't about his actual surname

[Beanz]

Are you now aware that you can't say:

"IRISH WRISTWATCH"

[Beanz]

[Andre]

A guy at a bar late one night says to the waitress you know "I'd give you a thousand bucks if I could just give a little gentle bite to your nipples". She said thats a lot of money dude I'd have to think about that. She finally agrees and he get them out and teasers her nipples up, licking them gently massaging them up for a number of minutes and she says come on hurry up give them a nip. He says "What, No I couldnt possibly afford that"!

[Andre]

What do you get when you cross the Queen with Prince Phillip?
Killed in a fucking tunnel.

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