Egg though delicious,
And very nutritious,
As cooked in these dishes,
Will bung up your bum.

A superfood tincture
But a Cork in the sphincter
They are vitamin rich
And will make you say 'yum'.

Amino acids
In all the right ratios
With a pin hole
Blow out egg fellatio

Omega 3
That lowers tryglycerides
Luetin, Zeaxanthin
Clearing your milky eyes

Vitamin A
B5, B12, B2
Phosphorus
Selenium
Folate all good for you

Not many calories,
Good for your heart,
Make you feel full,
And enrich what you fart

You can't make an omelette
Without breaking an egg
Well you can
But its crunchy
And at least you'll be fed

Don't put them all in one basket
In case you should fall
Then down will come humpty
And half of the wall


You may have egg on your face
But don't worry at all
Why would walking on egg shells
Bother anyone at all?