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I thought that letting my Mumbai me a flat in India was a Goa. Turns out Ahmedabad decision, but I'm hoping for a change of Lucknow.

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I thought that letting my Mumbai me a flat in India was a Goa. Turns out Ahmedabad decision, but I'm hoping for a change of Lucknow.

I have been to India 3 times: 2010, 2012, and 2015. Each time I landed in New Delhi. Each time I stayed about 5-6 weeks. Therefore I have lived about 5 months of my life in India.

Its quite a long time. I lived in Vasant Vihar in New Delhi, East of Kailash in New Delhi and the 3rd time in Jaipur in Rajasthan. I ate straight off the street vendors nearly every day, never got sick or even an upset stomach. I myself took several shits outside in Nizamuddin in the Laxminagar section of Delhi, as there were no public toilets and I was out and about for the entire day. There are fields, alleys, abandoned houses, you just follow a few people when you feel the pressure to go.

One time in Khan Market at midday, I had to shit so bad, you see the food over there really goes thru you fast: sambhar, pani puri waters, chili bhaji etc... when it hits you there is no time to hold it in, it really rips thru you. Its not like steak and potatoes that you can hold in without a problem for hours, bulky and slow as it is.

I had to go fast, so around behind a bookstore in an alley, me and another Indian just blasted the side wall of the store out, whole thing took 30 seconds, complete evacuation, and a bottle of water you always carry instead of toilet paper, washes you clean as a whistle. Nothing wrong with any of this at all, we've been doing it for 5 million years, made it this far. Lighten up, people.