Boris Johnson visited a village in Cornwall and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
“We have two big needs” said the village spokesman. “First, we have a health centre but no doctor.”
Boris whipped out his mobile phone, spoke for a while and then said “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”
“We have no mobile phone reception at all in our village.” ........


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