Signs that you are getting older

[SlimTrae]

As a kid I can remember a few times getting pissed when my moms caught me about to do something wrong or told me in advance...Like damn! Who the hell is she? A friggin psychic?

You know your age has reaped the benefits when you can see anyone under - oh maybe age 30 & tell them how they are going to fuck something up...& they do it anyways!


Short one-a few years back one of my sisters - just moved her daughter/ my niece in with me.

I remember one night she was in the kitchen on the phone- washing the same couple of spoons & forks for a 1/2 hour. As I got ready for bed, I hollered out: Alright I'm heading to bed so U can stop pretending U doing dishes...You aint even fucked with the skillet... if I didn't know any better I would say you waitin' for me to go upstairs, then sneak out the house.

She just looked ticked off, but couldn't respond. I busted her about 4x in 2 weeks on how she was going to fuck up, leading me to send her back.
She didn't make pass 4 - so she left on her own.


Baby girl....contrary to my age---I was once 17, 18 years age...believe it or not!