How will you stop yourself from going INSANE during your retirement?

[Master]

Stay busy by helping family, volunteering to help people and keep active with regular exercise.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Stay busy by helping family, volunteering to help people and keep active with regular exercise.

Yes volunteering is great. Not enough people go to poor areas and give their time. Once I retire or even beforehand, I will teach for free for the rest of my life in order to help people and be active and productive. We are going to Bhutan or Nepal to volunteer as soon as travel is more normalized.

X had a great one, until he used the adjective "frantic" -- this gives us all concern in so, so many ways lol

[smashup]

You are insane you big nose cunt 😂

[NoSavingByTheBell]

You are insane you big nose cunt 😂

"Cocaine Eyes"

by Brooklyn Brockwurst

He snorted too much
And then he went Dutch
With black, sunken-in eyes
Like dark cloudy skies;

He really loves Torquay
But really's just a Turkey
All cottony and herky jerky
With clips on his nips, he's all dj perky.

[Spicoli]

Might move back to the West coast and become an Independent grower . I'm more on an introvert last number of years. Retirement feels like 100 yrs away. Shit I took days off a few months ago and by the 3rd I was Clorox wiping the ceiling fans, laying new carpet in the den and scrubbing the garage floor with a small hand brush . Wouldn't know what to do with months off.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Might move back to the West coast and become an Independent grower . I'm more on an introvert last number of years. Retirement feels like 100 yrs away. Shit I took days off a few months ago and by the 3rd I was Clorox wiping the ceiling fans, laying new carpet in the den and scrubbing the garage floor with a small hand brush . Wouldn't know what to do with months off.

"Clorox wiping the ceiling fans"

by Spicoli


Clorox wiping the ceiling fans
In all of the rooms
Working hard with both hands
On top of sand dunes:

Stroking animals
Though some are quite rabid
Is riskier than reading manuals
or feeding a rabbit

Now Gandmiles is gone
Prolly teaching by Zoom
Just like a Black Swan
While Spicoli dances the Dunes!

[Memphis]

I'll retire from my actual job and then in old age I'm going to become a criminal. I've squared it with my family, they all know. Assuming there are any around by then I'll get a job in some sort of electrical place and rob the fuckers blind and be blatant about it. B&Q hire old people don't they. I'll be wheeling appliances out the front door in a stolen wheelbarrow. I'll get caught for sure, maybe go to prison for a short time but fuck it. That'll be a better conversation piece than "The geraniums have come up well this year" wont it.