How will you stop yourself from going INSANE during your retirement?

[smashup]

You are insane you big nose cunt 😂

[NoSavingByTheBell]

You are insane you big nose cunt 😂

"Cocaine Eyes"

by Brooklyn Brockwurst

He snorted too much
And then he went Dutch
With black, sunken-in eyes
Like dark cloudy skies;

He really loves Torquay
But really's just a Turkey
All cottony and herky jerky
With clips on his nips, he's all dj perky.

[Spicoli]

Might move back to the West coast and become an Independent grower . I'm more on an introvert last number of years. Retirement feels like 100 yrs away. Shit I took days off a few months ago and by the 3rd I was Clorox wiping the ceiling fans, laying new carpet in the den and scrubbing the garage floor with a small hand brush . Wouldn't know what to do with months off.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

Might move back to the West coast and become an Independent grower . I'm more on an introvert last number of years. Retirement feels like 100 yrs away. Shit I took days off a few months ago and by the 3rd I was Clorox wiping the ceiling fans, laying new carpet in the den and scrubbing the garage floor with a small hand brush . Wouldn't know what to do with months off.

"Clorox wiping the ceiling fans"

by Spicoli


Clorox wiping the ceiling fans
In all of the rooms
Working hard with both hands
On top of sand dunes:

Stroking animals
Though some are quite rabid
Is riskier than reading manuals
or feeding a rabbit

Now Gandmiles is gone
Prolly teaching by Zoom
Just like a Black Swan
While Spicoli dances the Dunes!

[Memphis]

I'll retire from my actual job and then in old age I'm going to become a criminal. I've squared it with my family, they all know. Assuming there are any around by then I'll get a job in some sort of electrical place and rob the fuckers blind and be blatant about it. B&Q hire old people don't they. I'll be wheeling appliances out the front door in a stolen wheelbarrow. I'll get caught for sure, maybe go to prison for a short time but fuck it. That'll be a better conversation piece than "The geraniums have come up well this year" wont it.

[NoSavingByTheBell]

"rob the fuckers blind and be blatant about it"

by Memphis


rob the fuckers blind and be blatant about it
may even cut their throats -- don't doubt it!
you fuckers don't know me, I'll cut your asses
then i'll go bang all the lasses.

[walrus]

I’m going to start a company called broom teams that allows people to see each other of the internet and talk and shit. Then I’ll introduce a virus in the world or at least hype the common cold so everyone has to stay home and use my service. I’ll be an oligarch and interfere with elections and do other crazy shit. Then I’ll create a new social media outlet which will become the new thing and I will radicalize everyone. Then I’ll look at all the damage I caused and feel guilty. I’ll just stay home and watch TV after that I guess.