I'll retire from my actual job and then in old age I'm going to become a criminal. I've squared it with my family, they all know. Assuming there are any around by then I'll get a job in some sort of electrical place and rob the fuckers blind and be blatant about it. B&Q hire old people don't they. I'll be wheeling appliances out the front door in a stolen wheelbarrow. I'll get caught for sure, maybe go to prison for a short time but fuck it. That'll be a better conversation piece than "The geraniums have come up well this year" wont it.