"Woke Coke" by Gandalf

[walrus]

A traitor to the queen by fins berry humperdink

Miles turned his back on her majesty
Always saying to independent England it’s a travesty
To have a monarchy
Even though seems to me
The British be
More caught up in trump
Than what a mess there country tis of thee
That ain’t no liberty
That’s jive talk hustle
Punks couldn’t cut here for half a day
In the concrete jungle
They be saying pip pip tally hoo
While me and my boys knife them to the ground like fools
What’s a drive by in London ?
Someone sayin boo?
Out here homey don’t play that
So keep talkin Trump you fools
So Gandalf is a sovereign of her majesty
To deny it is a travesty
Her majesty
Is a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say
Her majesty is a pretty nice girl but she change from day to day
I wanna tell her that I love her a lot but I gotta get a belly full of wine
Her majesty is a pretty nice girls some day I’m gonna make her mine
So miles better drop the rock
Smoke that crack
You get whacked
Livin in Asia
That shit Fantasia
I ain’t no beast of burden
It’s just my feet are hurtin
I ain’t building no igloo
That shit be cold
But free of mold
So what’s the whack
Is miles back
Or is Brock talkin shit
Like selling those kits
Of salad mix
And Mexico kicks
They ain’t cages they shelters the times said so
So don’t you go
Gettin it twisted
It was trump who ruined all this shit
All the presidents before him were perfect and shit
So bring back miles
The forum will be smiles
Soros broke the pound
But my mind is sound
I been mining that bitcoin
Since it’s been around
Lambos coke and hookers for me
Not for thee
There I said you see

[walrus]

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun, if the sun don’t come you get your tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
They are the eggman
I am the Walrus
Goo goo ga joob

[NoSavingByTheBell]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

[NoSavingByTheBell]

can anybody on this forum who is left-leaning please state that this is crazy? yes or no. simply state it.

[Beanz]

can anybody on this forum who is left-leaning please state that this is crazy? yes or no. simply state it.

NO it is not crazy.

YES he is crazy.

YES you are crazy.

State it?

IT.

Is that what you were after?


First you have to ask why an Armenian/Italian/American living down in Texas is so worried about a 'PROPOSED' bill of law in California being presented as though it were news (Last March) by an Australian ex Football player who I assume does not live in California either.

Even more bizarre is how this Mainstream Murdock outrage addicted muppet is being presented as the voice of sanity when he has devoted a whole section on his show to what he calls 'Woke News'.

Over here in the UK most Toy shops are not divided into boys and girls toys anyway. They are put into groups so that you may have an aisle of dolls and another of board games and another of pushbikes etc and they are not separated by gender at all. It is a bit odd that supposedly in America they are. Most girls will choose to play with baby dolls and most boys will choose to play with action figures but actually there has always been a massive crossover and most kids will play with their other siblings toys regardless of gender.

The actress thing again is a classic case of him being desperate to virtue signal his own broflake credentials. He seems to be saying that an actress suggesting that the interviewers vacuous questions were a bit stupid was a perfect example of her being somehow offensive. It is so massively dishonest of him because there he was rolling his eyes at the same stupid questions, as though it were the actress' fault they were being asked. That was demonstrated he said, by her suggesting that to ask what she looks for in a man assumes her sexuality. Which it does.

He then caps off a whole section in which he has virtue signaled his own misogyny and basic untruthfulness by describing her as "A Shelia you have never heard of". Despite him saying she was an elite movie star? Which again sums up the section. Here is stuff nobody cares about but i want to use as an excuse to virtue signal my outrage.

Sad.



That is despite him claiming she was an expert on everything because of being in the Spiderman films ( something only he claimed not her) and having a title he unknowingly did not realise actually described himself perfectly

"ELITE SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS".

He then rounds the section off by proving that not embracing the prescribed blue or pink based baby shower theme is enough to make the big nappy wearing prick cry and tear up his script to prove his broflake credentials.

Not every parent wants to know the sex of their child before birth, and baby showers are just commercial bullshit anyway. Being in Taupe or any other colour than pink or blue is not going to change that. Again nobody suggested unborn babies would be offended but he wishes that people had so he could again wave his virtue signalling prescribed anti PC bullshit around.

These guys

Like the long haired ginger prick too

are more embarrassing than the ultra PC fruitcakes they are trying to mock.

[TitoFan]

Yeah... let's dispense with the messenger and get straight to the message.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cali...180011841.html

"This California Bill Would Require Some Retailers to Have Gender-Neutral Floor Space"


Now... this article is a year old, so I have no idea whether or not the bill was passed.

Still, the question begs asking... why on Earth is the California state legislation wasting taxpayers' money on such a ludicrous piece of legislation?

Stores are stores. Clothing is clothing. Someone wants to put on a man's jacket and a woman's skirt? Go for it. Mix and match. Knock yourself out choosing your clothing style.

Leave these poor, miserable retailers alone, FFS.

And toys...

What the hell is the problem with segregating them the way they've always been? Trucks go here... dolls go there... Again, pick and choose and knock yourself out.

There must be a scarcity of real problems in California.



Now... if the laws REQUIRES retailers to LABEL areas of the store as "gender-neutral".... OMG, that is such insufferable bullshit.

Memo to California: Either drop the pushy agenda, or secede from the Union.

[Beanz]

Do they seriously have boys and girls toys sections in American toy shops?

Is it just permanently 1950 there?

Also it is very funny to hear all these non Californians calling out Californians for being intolerant or too tolerant?

Ha!

To be honest a non gender clothing section would save me a fortune in grandkids clothes when they are handed from brother to sister. Who cares what sex wellies, trainers, jeans, plain sweaters, socks etc are?

They are not suggesting removing boys and girls clothing sections just adding a non gender section in some large stalls. What is so offensive about more choice?

Its not a drag store ffs.

😂

[Gandalf]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

[walrus]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Oh snap he is back. Brock wasn’t lying. Wtf how’s life. If Brock was right about you coming back I guess I must have ptsd and all that other shit. Damn, oh well I’ll just start drinking, I hear that works out pretty good

[walrus]

@Gandalf

[walrus]

@Gandalf

[Beanz]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

[walrus]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

Ha! Ha!

[Gandalf]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

What is all BS? That Coke was not attempting to be woke? Who said God made different races? Not really following any of this.

[Beanz]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

What is all BS? That Coke was not attempting to be woke? Who said God made different races? Not really following any of this.

The whole furore of the pathetically over sensitive broflake crowd getting such a twisted frisson of excitement at the prospect of being able to claim their own rightful place in the hall of victimhood.


It turns out (and you can check the Daily Mail link of all places to verify it) that actually the contentious claim that Coke was encouraging people to be less white was actually just one slide on a LinkedIn diversity training link that was never mandated as compulsory viewing at all. God knows why i would want to defend a corporation as sickly and poisonous as Coke but that claims made are much more about people ironically begging to have the right to be offended.

Look at the messenger and forget the naive idea that the messenger is not important, that is ridiculous when they are repackaging and twisting the news.

A young TikTock bullshitter who ends her claim with the news that God made people with specific coloured skin.

The flag is nearly always a give away. I know it is somewhat different in America but here you see the Union Flag behind someone virtue signalling their faketriotism and you can tell already that they do not even understand the first thing about what being British means.

People need to stop amplifying idiots and that applies to both the fruitcake who thinks that people should try to be less white as it does to those who in response are looking to get their outrage on as a means to garner followers on social media.