"Woke Coke" by Gandalf

[Gandalf]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

[walrus]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Oh snap he is back. Brock wasn’t lying. Wtf how’s life. If Brock was right about you coming back I guess I must have ptsd and all that other shit. Damn, oh well I’ll just start drinking, I hear that works out pretty good

[walrus]

@Gandalf

[walrus]

@Gandalf

[walrus]

@Gandalf

How I felt when u left

[walrus]

But @Gandalf since you left me like that I’ve grown quite close to beaner, this is the final song for you

[TitoFan]

I honestly don't give a shit as #1, I don't live in California... and #2, I'm not into shopping at retail stores. So there's that

However, these excerpts from the legislation in question are good for a laugh.


PART 2.57. Gender Neutral Retail Departments
55.7. The Legislature finds and declares both of the following:
(a) Unjustified differences in similar products that are traditionally marketed either for girls or for boys can be more easily identified by the consumer if similar items are displayed closer to one another in one, undivided area of the retail sales floor.
(b) Keeping similar items that are traditionally marketed either for girls or for boys separated makes it more difficult for the consumer to compare the products and incorrectly implies that their use by one gender is inappropriate.


Part (a) is just some convoluted gobbledygook written by someone obviously on drugs. "Unjustified differences in similar products that are traditionally marketed for girls or for boys...." Whoo... gives you a headache just reading that drivel. Anyway, the part about the displays being closer to one another is harmless enough. Pain in the ass for those in retail floor design now having to toe the line on totally useless legislation... but what the hell. Those in retail floor design should've studied something else.

Part (b) is where the side-splitting comedy kicks into gear. Separation of similar items "marketed either for girls or for boys makes it more difficult for the consumer to compare the products and..." (chuckle, guffaw) "... incorrectly implies that their use by one gender is inappropriate."


Oh STOP it you people! You're killing me here!!

Seriously. This is what some people in the state legislature get paid thousands and thousands of dollars to do. On some level it stops being funny.

[Beanz]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

[walrus]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

Ha! Ha!

[Gandalf]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

What is all BS? That Coke was not attempting to be woke? Who said God made different races? Not really following any of this.

[Beanz]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

What is all BS? That Coke was not attempting to be woke? Who said God made different races? Not really following any of this.

The whole furore of the pathetically over sensitive broflake crowd getting such a twisted frisson of excitement at the prospect of being able to claim their own rightful place in the hall of victimhood.


It turns out (and you can check the Daily Mail link of all places to verify it) that actually the contentious claim that Coke was encouraging people to be less white was actually just one slide on a LinkedIn diversity training link that was never mandated as compulsory viewing at all. God knows why i would want to defend a corporation as sickly and poisonous as Coke but that claims made are much more about people ironically begging to have the right to be offended.

Look at the messenger and forget the naive idea that the messenger is not important, that is ridiculous when they are repackaging and twisting the news.

A young TikTock bullshitter who ends her claim with the news that God made people with specific coloured skin.

The flag is nearly always a give away. I know it is somewhat different in America but here you see the Union Flag behind someone virtue signalling their faketriotism and you can tell already that they do not even understand the first thing about what being British means.

People need to stop amplifying idiots and that applies to both the fruitcake who thinks that people should try to be less white as it does to those who in response are looking to get their outrage on as a means to garner followers on social media.

[walrus]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

What is all BS? That Coke was not attempting to be woke? Who said God made different races? Not really following any of this.

The whole furore of the pathetically over sensitive broflake crowd getting such a twisted frisson of excitement at the prospect of being able to claim their own rightful place in the hall of victimhood.


It turns out (and you can check the Daily Mail link of all places to verify it) that actually the contentious claim that Coke was encouraging people to be less white was actually just one slide on a LinkedIn diversity training link that was never mandated as compulsory viewing at all. God knows why i would want to defend a corporation as sickly and poisonous as Coke but that claims made are much more about people ironically begging to have the right to be offended.

Look at the messenger and forget the naive idea that the messenger is not important, that is ridiculous when they are repackaging and twisting the news.

A young TikTock bullshitter who ends her claim with the news that God made people with specific coloured skin.

The flag is nearly always a give away. I know it is somewhat different in America but here you see the Union Flag behind someone virtue signalling their faketriotism and you can tell already that they do not even understand the first thing about what being British means.

People need to stop amplifying idiots and that applies to both the fruitcake who thinks that people should try to be less white as it does to those who in response are looking to get their outrage on as a means to garner followers on social media.

Oversensitive he points fingers yet wigs out at the mention of Soros

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[NoSavingByTheBell]

"He Viggs out"

by Beans

Vy should I vigg out
Venn I sniff my snout
Ven Valrus vorries all ze Time
If Gandalf has been very fine
and Soros is a fucking swine
due to his fucking crimes
against his own people

[Beanz]

"He Viggs out"

by Beans

Vy should I vigg out
Venn I sniff my snout
Ven Valrus vorries all ze Time
If Gandalf has been very fine
and Soros is a fucking swine
due to his fucking crimes
against his own people

Seriously there is no need to mention Soros unless you want to provoke a reaction. If that is what you want to do then fine but don't expect me to remain cordial and pretend that you can't help joining in with anti-semitic bullshit.


It is something you are choosing to do again and again.

[Beanz]

@Gandalf is this what you meant ??

Yes, another company talking absolute bollocks. Stick to selling Coke you daft sods. You could imagine them in Germany 1932: 'Come on Jews, be less darn Jewish'. How is that a good idea?

Except it is all bullshit.

Takes two seconds to discover that, but when you are gullible enough to be so eager to share the 'Tik-Tok' opinion peace of someone who thinks God made specific seperate races then I guess there is no helping you.

Ha!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-white.html

What is all BS? That Coke was not attempting to be woke? Who said God made different races? Not really following any of this.

The whole furore of the pathetically over sensitive broflake crowd getting such a twisted frisson of excitement at the prospect of being able to claim their own rightful place in the hall of victimhood.


It turns out (and you can check the Daily Mail link of all places to verify it) that actually the contentious claim that Coke was encouraging people to be less white was actually just one slide on a LinkedIn diversity training link that was never mandated as compulsory viewing at all. God knows why i would want to defend a corporation as sickly and poisonous as Coke but that claims made are much more about people ironically begging to have the right to be offended.

Look at the messenger and forget the naive idea that the messenger is not important, that is ridiculous when they are repackaging and twisting the news.

A young TikTock bullshitter who ends her claim with the news that God made people with specific coloured skin.

The flag is nearly always a give away. I know it is somewhat different in America but here you see the Union Flag behind someone virtue signalling their faketriotism and you can tell already that they do not even understand the first thing about what being British means.

People need to stop amplifying idiots and that applies to both the fruitcake who thinks that people should try to be less white as it does to those who in response are looking to get their outrage on as a means to garner followers on social media.

Oversensitive he points fingers yet wigs out at the mention of Soros

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I am not the one posting pro Soros videos and memes or claiming victim hood though am I?

You all repeatedly use the Soros trope as a way to try and antagonise me and hide your anti semitic bullshit and it is beyond cowardly.

If you want to have a pop be a man about it.

Here you all are crying like babies over something that not only didn't happen, but doesn't even affect you one bit.

It is beyond pathetic.

If you get your news from Tik-Tok, and your opinions third hand from teenagers and moronic YouTube celebrities you deserve all the derision it is possible to throw at you.

Fucking Muppets.