Kirkland always right

By Kirk and his mother

Kirk is always right, out of sight
Shows the light
Kirk is never wrong
Just ask him he will sing the song
Smack that el kabong
Who’s never right
Kirk got sight
He will tell everyone
Very humble real nice fellow
They say in 89
He made a mistake
But after a double take
Kirk can not be wrong
It takes so long
To read his pompous bullshit
But his accuracy is never in doubt
On his throne he always sits
Master and beanz agree
Kirk knows the US better than we
Trump is now in jail
Cause Kirk said so
High and low
Don must be doing time
Cause Kirk told us
In many fits
Kirks mama told him he’s great
Told him son for you
Don’t have to wait
If they ever catch you wrong
Just type even longer song
You can’t dazzle them with brilliance son
So cover them in your bullshit and run
You will work on Wall Street one day
It’s another thing you can say
Just never shut your mouth
Don’t let them question you
Just keep spinning nonsense as fact
If you talk a lot they can’t look back
If you find yourself attacked
Call them racists the morals they lack
You are the chosen one
Deny deny deny
Justify
Rationalize
Keep them off their game
There just peeons they are all the same
Just copy and paste mother jones
Don’t look at facts always attack
A great man in deed
Full of shit certainly
But what’s it matter if no one sees

Copyrighted by @NoSavingByTheBell buster
I got ptsd
It can’t be me
A soldier you see
Shit blowin up all the time
Screwed me up
I hope you agree