Dream 5 a side team

[Master]

This French team would beat Primo's Italian side.

Fabien Bartez - because I could not think of another good French goalkeeper.
Platini - defender/midfield
Zidane - defender/midfield
Henry - best foreign striker in PL.
Mbappe - fastest footballer according to Fifa 19

[Primo Carnera]

This French team would beat Primo's Italian side.

Fabien Bartez - because I could not think of another good French goalkeeper.
Platini - defender/midfield
Zidane - defender/midfield
Henry - best foreign striker in PL.
Mbappe - fastest footballer according to Fifa 19

Fucking joking ain’t ya? No chance.
1. No defenders
2. Barthez is shite.
3. If Zidane is playing, I’ll put Materazzi in to get him sent off like he did in 2006.
4. Messi & Maradona > Henry & Mbappe. I’d even put Baggio & Del Piero above them.
5. Mbappe’s pace don’t mean shit on a 5-A-side pitch.
Keep trying.

[Kirkland Laing]

Peter Shilton.

Claudio Gentile. Nobody would even bother trying to score at our end.

Daniel Passarella. Best ball playing centre half ever. Could have played midfield for any team at any level he was so good on the ball.


Maradona.

Pele.

[SlimTrae]

For which century? I'm a bit behind the curve.

[Master]

For which century? I'm a bit behind the curve.

You can do a basket ball team if you want?

[X]

Goalkeeper - Nikolai Valuev

Defenders - Sonny Liston and Andrew Golota

Midfield - Roy Jones

Forward - Roberto Duran


Nobody would be kicking lumps out of that team!

[SlimTrae]

Goalkeeper - Nikolai Valuev

Defenders - Sonny Liston and Andrew Golota

Midfield - Roy Jones

Forward - Roberto Duran


Nobody would be kicking lumps out of that team!

Any 4 from these two teams..as soon as they show buttocks, butt, booty, ass, cushion.. only one man needed to score!

World Football or American football, don't matter we distracting, acting and scoring

[Primo Carnera]

Peter Shilton.

Claudio Gentile. Nobody would even bother trying to score at our end.

Daniel Passarella. Best ball playing centre half ever. Could have played midfield for any team at any level he was so good on the ball.


Maradona.

Pele.

Now that’s a team!

[Master]

Ederson goalkeeper with huge kick

Socrates defending with fag in his mouth

Ronaldinho whiz in midfield

Rivaldo left footed striker
Ronaldo goal scoring machine

[Kirkland Laing]

Ederson goalkeeper with huge kick

Socrates defending with fag in his mouth

Ronaldinho whiz in midfield

Rivaldo left footed striker
Ronaldo goal scoring machine

I would have Ronaldinho on the bench. And Zico. Socrates is my favourite player but he'd be rubbish at five a side.

You could pick half a dozen five a side teams from Brazilians and they'd all be as good as any team you could pick from the rest of the world.

[Master]

Ederson goalkeeper with huge kick

Socrates defending with fag in his mouth

Ronaldinho whiz in midfield

Rivaldo left footed striker
Ronaldo goal scoring machine

I would have Ronaldinho on the bench. And Zico. Socrates is my favourite player but he'd be rubbish at five a side.

You could pick half a dozen five a side teams from Brazilians and they'd all be as good as any team you could pick from the rest of the world.

I originally had Zico and Eder from the 82 team but modernised it. Luckily I did not put Neymar in.