Dream 5 a side team

[Primo Carnera]

This French team would beat Primo's Italian side.

Fabien Bartez - because I could not think of another good French goalkeeper.
Platini - defender/midfield
Zidane - defender/midfield
Henry - best foreign striker in PL.
Mbappe - fastest footballer according to Fifa 19

Fucking joking ain’t ya? No chance.
1. No defenders
2. Barthez is shite.
3. If Zidane is playing, I’ll put Materazzi in to get him sent off like he did in 2006.
4. Messi & Maradona > Henry & Mbappe. I’d even put Baggio & Del Piero above them.
5. Mbappe’s pace don’t mean shit on a 5-A-side pitch.
Keep trying.

[Kirkland Laing]

Peter Shilton.

Claudio Gentile. Nobody would even bother trying to score at our end.

Daniel Passarella. Best ball playing centre half ever. Could have played midfield for any team at any level he was so good on the ball.


Maradona.

Pele.

[SlimTrae]

For which century? I'm a bit behind the curve.

[Master]

For which century? I'm a bit behind the curve.

You can do a basket ball team if you want?

[X]

Goalkeeper - Nikolai Valuev

Defenders - Sonny Liston and Andrew Golota

Midfield - Roy Jones

Forward - Roberto Duran


Nobody would be kicking lumps out of that team!

[SlimTrae]

Goalkeeper - Nikolai Valuev

Defenders - Sonny Liston and Andrew Golota

Midfield - Roy Jones

Forward - Roberto Duran


Nobody would be kicking lumps out of that team!

Any 4 from these two teams..as soon as they show buttocks, butt, booty, ass, cushion.. only one man needed to score!

World Football or American football, don't matter we distracting, acting and scoring

[Primo Carnera]

Peter Shilton.

Claudio Gentile. Nobody would even bother trying to score at our end.

Daniel Passarella. Best ball playing centre half ever. Could have played midfield for any team at any level he was so good on the ball.


Maradona.

Pele.

Now that’s a team!

[Master]

Ederson goalkeeper with huge kick

Socrates defending with fag in his mouth

Ronaldinho whiz in midfield

Rivaldo left footed striker
Ronaldo goal scoring machine

[Kirkland Laing]

Ederson goalkeeper with huge kick

Socrates defending with fag in his mouth

Ronaldinho whiz in midfield

Rivaldo left footed striker
Ronaldo goal scoring machine

I would have Ronaldinho on the bench. And Zico. Socrates is my favourite player but he'd be rubbish at five a side.

You could pick half a dozen five a side teams from Brazilians and they'd all be as good as any team you could pick from the rest of the world.

[Master]

Ederson goalkeeper with huge kick

Socrates defending with fag in his mouth

Ronaldinho whiz in midfield

Rivaldo left footed striker
Ronaldo goal scoring machine

I would have Ronaldinho on the bench. And Zico. Socrates is my favourite player but he'd be rubbish at five a side.

You could pick half a dozen five a side teams from Brazilians and they'd all be as good as any team you could pick from the rest of the world.

I originally had Zico and Eder from the 82 team but modernised it. Luckily I did not put Neymar in.

[Primo Carnera]

Ederson goalkeeper with huge kick

Socrates defending with fag in his mouth

Ronaldinho whiz in midfield

Rivaldo left footed striker
Ronaldo goal scoring machine

I would have Ronaldinho on the bench. And Zico. Socrates is my favourite player but he'd be rubbish at five a side.

You could pick half a dozen five a side teams from Brazilians and they'd all be as good as any team you could pick from the rest of the world.

I originally had Zico and Eder from the 82 team but modernised it. Luckily I did not put Neymar in.

Not a bad side that 82 team. Who knocked them out? Must’ve been an amazing team !

[palmerq]

Five aside you need to be a bit of an all rounder so some total football is in order, a Dutch five aside team beats them all, although a Scottish five aside team with Duncan disorderly Ferguson upfront might beat them by knock out....

Dutch gits, Cruyff, gullit, rijkaard, koeman(who funnily enough scored more goals in his career than former Dutch national team top scorer Patrick Kluivert :S) .... Stanley menzo in goal for fun although obviously it'd really be van der saar. The Dutch gits especially cruyff were way ahead of their time....

Ronaldinho would be an obvious pick, and as annoying as neymar is the git is top class

[erics44]

1 Schmeichael
2 Jap Stam
3 Brian Robson
4 Ryan Giggs
5 Mark Hughes