Snap Poll: How many times have you been arrested?

[Master]

Speaking of getting arrested, what a coincidence:
[12/3, 12:06 PM] : The neighbor was arrested for shitting on a kid's birthday cake while on meth. Parents caught him as he put it back in the refrigerator in the party room in the lobby.
[12/3, 12:08 PM] : 44 years old
[12/3, 12:08 PM]: He will get 7 days in jail
[12/3, 12:35 PM] : He deliberately ate prunes, about 3 hours before he did it, to try to get diarrhea so he could really mess up the cake. The police said it was a deliberate and malicious act so he will get 7 days in jail
[12/3, 9:37 PM] : He shit all over the birthday cake
[12/3, 9:37 PM The police arrested him in his home

He deserves to be arrested, charged and convicted for this.