If you must write her something at least make it funny

Even though we've been friends for years,

I've never even nibbled on your dainty ears,

I've never been brave enough to try my luck,

And ask you outright for a fuck,

I've often laid in bed at night,

Wanking frantically with all my might,

I've only pervy thoughts for you,

Youre the only girl I want to screw,

I want you to know that as I lie in bed,

I'm thinking of fucking you in my head,