I know this may not have to do with boxing but I need your advice

[El Gamo]

Ok,i've been a here,close to 7,000 posts and this is P4P one of my favourite threads ever!! Ok.......

Oh no I can't believe what my eye's are seeing

One of you queens writing poetry is bad enough but there's about 8 of you muthafuckers!

I can only assume that vd hasn't seen this thread yet but you all deserve to be sadclicked for you flagrant homosexual excesses.

This is supposed to be the anything goes forum, where we all post naughty, rude and dirty postings full of smut and filth, but fooking POETRY!!

El Gamo, Man listen to me give you some serious advice.

If you want to win a girls affection, first off DON'T BE FRIENDS WITH HER!!! It's the cardinal sin girls don't sleep with their friends.

You want to get her attention, cool things with her, she rings to discuss her personal problems, you are busy, if she talks about some guys she likes make sure she knows that you are getting your fair share too, even if it isn't true.

You don't want to become her confidence buddy, she WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH YOU IF YOU DO!!!

I can't believe you guys are leading this poor lad astray, and Gamo, please mate DON'T WRITE HER ANY F****** POETRY!!!

Where's violent demise? Never has he been more needed on a thread.

LMAO!!! Dudeeee, I've had a few girls in my time and there is nothing worng with poetry!!LMAO!!! You make it out to be some gay sex act or something sordid and dirty!! It's actually really cool! Plus,I'm sure I've been out with a girl that was a friend before like when I was 18 or something!

Dammit Bilbs just when I tell X he is my favorite dengenerate you fukin come up John Holmes big!!!!

Spot the Fuk on...

Poor Gamo though I'm kinda with you Bilbs friends is the worse place to be... You are closer to her than any guy will be, you know her feelings and desires.. But you can never get with her the way you want, you will be laughing late at night close to each other and you'll want to kiss her or touch her... But you cant its a torment that you need to be equiped to deal with

Not a good place to be brother

Man,JT,you took the words out of my mouth!! And I know it sounds gay and stuff but I'm not after any sex,that;s not me with this girl,I can get that from any other girl,It's just she's the nicest,sweetest,coolest,most perfect girl I've ever met! She already likes someone else though so I guess I'll just have to tighten up my balls and be her best friend....I'd still like to write a poem for her though,it would be fun~! You sound like you have been there JT,what was it like? Did you tell her? I'm not going to tell her,would just complicate things.

Ok,I have Xmas hols coming up next week,day by day,I'll work on it,see what I can come up with and let you guys know but seriously,I've tried this before and the same stale things keep coming out!! But yep,you're correct Maj,she'll know what I mean,keep up the good work with your stuff but whats with all the violence and stuff? Don't you deal with happy poems?

Sure I do happy poems But I love to do poems about the world as it is today and the situations in it, there's very few happy things to write about. Get what I'm saying?

And bilbo, you ever think that El Gamo is doing this out of friendship and NOT because he wants to sleep with her?

Yea bro,I see where you are coming from,you want to make realistic poems,reflections of the world and society today right>? And you're correct,I'm not doing this to sleep with her,hell no! I'm doing it because I care for her and I want show her that through a poem and because she's my best friend!

Ok,I have Xmas hols coming up next week,day by day,I'll work on it,see what I can come up with and let you guys know but seriously,I've tried this before and the same stale things keep coming out!! But yep,you're correct Maj,she'll know what I mean,keep up the good work with your stuff but whats with all the violence and stuff? Don't you deal with happy poems?

And bilbo, you ever think that El Gamo is doing this out of friendship and NOT because he wants to sleep with her?

What would be the point of that? That would be like doing volunteer work, where's the reward?

Oh my gosh,I've never laughed so hard in my life!! You're a crooked bastard aren't you !! LOL

Dammit Bilbs just when I tell X he is my favorite dengenerate you fukin come up John Holmes big!!!!

Spot the Fuk on...

Poor Gamo though I'm kinda with you Bilbs friends is the worse place to be... You are closer to her than any guy will be, you know her feelings and desires.. But you can never get with her the way you want, you will be laughing late at night close to each other and you'll want to kiss her or touch her... But you cant its a torment that you need to be equiped to deal with

Not a good place to be brother

El Gamo in the words of the GREAT LIL JOHN hope this helps:
-ive been knowin ya for a long time..... but F*ckin never crossed my mind.......but tonight i see something in ya that make me wanna get with ya, u might never been nothing but a friend to me....up in here huggin squeezin touchin.. up in the bath tub rub n dub n...are u sure you wanna go this route? let a n*gga know before I pull it out...i would never ever cross the line.. shorty let me hear you tell me one more time, one more time... tell me again that we'll be lovers than friends.......

I actually like the song and listen to it alot but that dude spoils it#! It's like a mellow relaxed tune then he comes in with his loud ass mouth,totally out of place although am fan of his other stuff!!

Okay sorry, im just hatin coz no1 is boastin my shiz

Man, i worte that on the spot gosh darn it!

LOL,have a cc from me! In fact,CC's on me for this awesome thread!