For the person who said they are probably both setting me up.
They don't flirt with me infront of eachother they each do it when we are alone, and they both ask me if I'm doing the other. I tell'em NO, I ain't doing anyone I got a girl..... They both ask me things about the other plus they are not good friends one of them is fairly new there the others been there for yrs. now......


So today it was the last day of our Quality Manager and they bought her a cake soooo we set up the conference room with ballons and a cake so I was in the room blwoing up ballons when one of 'em walks in and she tells me "I know how to blow really good, you wan't me to blow you?" and she started laughing walking towards me I said "I sware you are crazy! I got a girl" she tells me come on and that time someone was coming down the hall so she backed off that person came in and startes helping us out so I slowly walked out of there and said I'll be right back, I walk out of the building and was gonna walk to go to the side street and walk around to kill some time while the room was being set up I did and I comeback go to the room and it ain't finished yet apparently I thught I walked around for like 15 min. I guess I only walked for like 5....
By this time the other girl was back there setting up the cake and plates and she tells me "I love the white cream on the cakes" shes puts her finger on the side of the cake and and puts the cream around her mouth and tells me "Look, don't I look cute like this with the white cream on my face?" I was sooo close to saying and I told her "Take that off you look like a clown" she then says "But wouldn't you wanna be fucking this clown right now, just look" she turns around and pulls her jeans down about half way down her ass and OMG!! her ass is whoa!!! plus she was wearing a thong....

I walked out of the room knooding my head in disbelieve, I was telling myself this has to be some hidden camera show or some shit!! cause these fwocken girls are crazy....

You know I'm more collected now cause I also started thinking abou all this 'Sexual Harrasment' laws and all that and I ain't trying to go to jail.