What the Fuck?

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Was the uniforms color hot pink with a purple feathered boa?

I think that's what got you for Christmas last year?


Also, if you put on the uniform you are gay. And if she reaches for the cuffs, run.

One of the Bone radio girls was talking about how when she was 18 she was a maid at a Motel 6. And she said one time, two guests hadn't checked out yet but it was well past there time so she went in the room. When she walked in, two guys on both beds were asleep handcuffed to the bed with notes on their chest from a hooker I guess.

CRAAAAAAZZZZYYYY.

Thats pure gold right there!

I also look nothing like the guy on the box does. He looks like john cena size wise. I'm 170 lbs so am guessing it would just look odd.

Only party boy from jackass could really pull this off

its strange tho, i have found myself rehearsing the line 'your nicked sunshine' in front of the mirror.