Quote Originally Posted by Scrap
Walking through a cemetry one night pissed I fell into a new dug grave and as i hit the bottom my nose went. Anyway i spent 10 minutes trying to get out and thought F***, then a voice behind me said you wont get out of here mate, I did
That's quite a story.

I don't have a strange nosebleed story.

WHo can come up with a good story? Here's one, imagine giving blood to the red cross or something, now would it be inconvenient to have a nosebleed then? Just tell them to a tap on that