Is anybody else getting a bunch of calls from the government?

[Kev]

I mean its not like they're calling up and saying "join us now or you die" but i dunno they're like telemarketers that you know could beat your a** if they wanted to.

Just think, you used to able to claim "gay" and instantly get out of it.

Talk about "Days of Grace."

I would never claim to be gay or move to canada to get out of anything even military service.

Tell them you'd love to join but your a practising racist. That should violate their terms and conditions.

I had a great great uncle (grandfathers uncle) who was in the KKK and they had no problem with him serving.

Ok tell them your a practising homosexual and if that fails tell them your real name is Ibrahim Akadakker. They won't force you to sign up but they may take you on a nice boat trip to Gauntanemo Bay.

They might even give you a special fancy dress uniform to wear