Is anybody else getting a bunch of calls from the government?

[Punisher136]

I love seeing U.S. Govt pop up on the caller I.D. when a part of the armed forces call. The first time you see it pop up you can't help but think "Oh Shit!". I'm mostly getting calls from the navy and i honestly don't know why. They are already well aware that it would be almost impossible for me to hit the weight limit they've assigned to my heigth. I'm about 6'2-6'3 and they want me to weigh around 206. I'm sorry but i can't see myself being healthy at anything below 220 (not that i weigh anything near 220 now). I'm just wondering if anybody else is getting some calls from uncle sam? Of course this would probably be more prevalent to people out of highschool as opposed to those that are in college and in their mid 20's.

[Punisher136]

I mean its not like they're calling up and saying "join us now or you die" but i dunno they're like telemarketers that you know could beat your ass if they wanted to.

[BoxingGorilla]

I mean its not like they're calling up and saying "join us now or you die" but i dunno they're like telemarketers that you know could beat your a** if they wanted to.

Just think, you used to able to claim "gay" and instantly get out of it.

Talk about "Days of Grace."

[Punisher136]

I mean its not like they're calling up and saying "join us now or you die" but i dunno they're like telemarketers that you know could beat your a** if they wanted to.

Just think, you used to able to claim "gay" and instantly get out of it.

Talk about "Days of Grace."

I would never claim to be gay or move to canada to get out of anything even military service.

[Punisher136]

The more bullshit i see about this war, the more i'm almost guided to enlist.

[BoxingGorilla]

The more bullshit i see about this war, the more i'm almost guided to enlist.

We need you here, brother.

Seriously, how old are you again? Make damn sure you know what you are getting into is all I can say.

[Punisher136]

The more bullshit i see about this war, the more i'm almost guided to enlist.

We need you here, brother.

Seriously, how old are you again? Make damn sure you know what you are getting into is all I can say.

I know what i wanna do in life, but with this country being threatened and capable of being attacked at any time, I'd rather there be no threat or me being a direct part of the solution. As of right now i think we have the domestic front pretty secure, but if it gets worse, i really don't think i have a choice. Either be killed here defenseless or be killed over there fighting for something. You know what i'm saying?

[BoxingGorilla]

The more bullshit i see about this war, the more i'm almost guided to enlist.

We need you here, brother.

Seriously, how old are you again? Make damn sure you know what you are getting into is all I can say.

I know what i wanna do in life, but with this country being threatened and capable of being attacked at any time, I'd rather there be no threat or me being a direct part of the solution. As of right now i think we have the domestic front pretty secure, but if it gets worse, i really don't think i have a choice. Either be killed here defenseless or be killed over there fighting for something. You know what i'm saying?

I know what you mean, Pun. I just hate thinking about the youth caught up in this mess.

[Kev]

I mean its not like they're calling up and saying "join us now or you die" but i dunno they're like telemarketers that you know could beat your a** if they wanted to.

Just think, you used to able to claim "gay" and instantly get out of it.

Talk about "Days of Grace."

I would never claim to be gay or move to canada to get out of anything even military service.

Tell them you'd love to join but your a practising racist. That should violate their terms and conditions.

[Punisher136]

I mean its not like they're calling up and saying "join us now or you die" but i dunno they're like telemarketers that you know could beat your a** if they wanted to.

Just think, you used to able to claim "gay" and instantly get out of it.

Talk about "Days of Grace."

I would never claim to be gay or move to canada to get out of anything even military service.

Tell them you'd love to join but your a practising racist. That should violate their terms and conditions.

I had a great great uncle (grandfathers uncle) who was in the KKK and they had no problem with him serving.

[Kev]

I mean its not like they're calling up and saying "join us now or you die" but i dunno they're like telemarketers that you know could beat your a** if they wanted to.

Just think, you used to able to claim "gay" and instantly get out of it.

Talk about "Days of Grace."

I would never claim to be gay or move to canada to get out of anything even military service.

Tell them you'd love to join but your a practising racist. That should violate their terms and conditions.

I had a great great uncle (grandfathers uncle) who was in the KKK and they had no problem with him serving.

Ok tell them your a practising homosexual and if that fails tell them your real name is Ibrahim Akadakker. They won't force you to sign up but they may take you on a nice boat trip to Gauntanemo Bay.

They might even give you a special fancy dress uniform to wear

[Gandalf]

I mean its not like they're calling up and saying "join us now or you die" but i dunno they're like telemarketers that you know could beat your a** if they wanted to.

Just think, you used to able to claim "gay" and instantly get out of it.

Talk about "Days of Grace."

I would never claim to be gay or move to canada to get out of anything even military service.

Tell them you'd love to join but your a practising racist. That should violate their terms and conditions.

I had a great great uncle (grandfathers uncle) who was in the KKK and they had no problem with him serving.

Ok tell them your a practising homosexual and if that fails tell them your real name is Ibrahim Akadakker. They won't force you to sign up but they may take you on a nice boat trip to Gauntanemo Bay.

They might even give you a special fancy dress uniform to wear

Is that image from a Pet Shop Boys video?

[Punisher136]

I mean its not like they're calling up and saying "join us now or you die" but i dunno they're like telemarketers that you know could beat your a** if they wanted to.

Just think, you used to able to claim "gay" and instantly get out of it.

Talk about "Days of Grace."

I would never claim to be gay or move to canada to get out of anything even military service.

Tell them you'd love to join but your a practising racist. That should violate their terms and conditions.

I had a great great uncle (grandfathers uncle) who was in the KKK and they had no problem with him serving.

Ok tell them your a practising homosexual and if that fails tell them your real name is Ibrahim Akadakker. They won't force you to sign up but they may take you on a nice boat trip to Gauntanemo Bay.

They might even give you a special fancy dress uniform to wear

lol michael moore pissed me off with something he did in his new movie (how he can be successful in this country amazes me). He took workers that were cleaning up ground zero and took them to guantanamo bay to prove some point about how bad their medical treatment. I have a better idea, how about you take all those fuckers and take them up to ground zero under armed law enforcement and make them clean up the mess they made and after they get sick don't give them any medical treatment.

[Douglas]

Right after I took the ADSVAP (I think that's the abbreviation) military placement test in high school, I kept getting calls from all branches of the military at home, but they finally went away. I had scored a 79 I think...