Quote Originally Posted by CFH
I F****** hate bee stings, I had one of those motherfuckers fly up my shorts while I was driving, I put the clutch in and bang, the B****** stung my upper thigh (could've been alot worse though). Both my grandma and my girlfriend are alergic to them, my grandma will die in like 10 mins if she doesn't get to the hospital or use her epipen afterwards.
dude what a great story bro!

im glad it stung ya where it did and not on mr. mini me! fukkkkkkk

one time i had this fukkkked up rash right down on the button! from swimming in like the ghetto santa monica beach and i couldnt do ishhhhh with this dime who wanted to F that night, so she believe it or not started finger bangin herself in front of me to mock me on what i was missing F'n biotch lol!!!!! i should of recorded it to F her over!

all ill say is this.......... her name is Cherry and she had a tatoo of a cherry located......... well im sure u all get the picture lol