I just got STUNG by a WASP!!!!!!!!![]()
I just got STUNG by a WASP!!!!!!!!![]()
nailed me right on the shoulder blade!
i was doing my cardio joggin with no shirt on and then BAAAAAAM!!!!!! it felt like someone shanked my asssss!
first time ive ever been stung by a bee before!
didnt know it hurt like that!
28years and never been stung till just now.
anyone of ya'll been stung before?
hurts like a biotch huh?
hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
I have been stick many times by wasps and bees. The worst is when bees get under your shirt and sting the shit out of you......ha ha ha. Dirty bastards.
"If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.
CC bro!Originally Posted by boozeboxer
yeah i jog with no shirt on so it nailed me right in the shoulder blade!
my old asss granny neighbor told me as long as i dont balloon up and swell up i should be cool?
but it hurt like a mofo i cant front
You must have a very low pain threshold, cuz it don't feel nothing like getting shanked.Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
that was metaphorically speaking son!Originally Posted by Violent Demise
welcome back by the way!
bee stings suck asss
and so does getting shanked
never been fully shanked but ive been sliced in the arm still got a wack asssss scar on my arm from it till this day
I fucking hate bee stings, I had one of those motherfuckers fly up my shorts while I was driving, I put the clutch in and bang, the bastard stung my upper thigh (could've been alot worse though). Both my grandma and my girlfriend are alergic to them, my grandma will die in like 10 mins if she doesn't get to the hospital or use her epipen afterwards.
actually not to fukkk with u bro, but when i got sliced in the arm i was bout 16yrs old and if my memory serves me correctly the bee sting was worse lol hahahaaOriginally Posted by Violent Demise
maybe cuz my adrenaline was already pumping from the fight, or maybe cuz i was 16 young and dumb,
but when i got stung today i was joggin and it stung me out of no where didnt even know there was any F'n bees around lol
element of suprise is a motherfukkkkkka
One time I was getting out of the shower and there was a bee on the floor and I stepped on it. I thought a nail went through my foot. Let me tell you, the last place you ever want to get stung is the bottom of your foot. Unless you've got a wheelchair handy you're f@cked for about 4 or 5 days.
Thanks. Good to be back. How's the pimp game going?Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
dude what a great story bro!Originally Posted by CFH
im glad it stung ya where it did and not on mr. mini me! fukkkkkkk
one time i had this fukkkked up rash right down on the button! from swimming in like the ghetto santa monica beach and i couldnt do ishhhhh with this dime who wanted to F that night, so she believe it or not started finger bangin herself in front of me to mock me on what i was missing F'n biotch lol!!!!! i should of recorded it to F her over!
all ill say is this.......... her name is Cherry and she had a tatoo of a cherry located......... well im sure u all get the picture lol
CC #96 bro!Originally Posted by Samson3000
great story!
wtf was a bee doing on ya bathroom floor tho? and its stinger was sticking way up asss high in the air for u to step on it? sucks bro.
on a similiar note it reminds me when i was in college in arizona i was at a Circle K, which is like a 711. and the vendors left pieces of their inventory boxes on the ground so i stepped on a huge asss nail and it went thru my foot for like 3 seconds it hurt like hell and i started to scream like a mad man and the dude next to me thru his wallet at me cuz he thought i was screaming cuz i was gonna jack him lol!!!!!!
this is how drunk and dumb i was in my college days i didnt even sue Circle K so they gave me like free coffee for a whole semester. F'd up huh? i should of cleaned them out huh?
yo the GAMES been pretty slow on the realz i clocked this chickenhead dime con tetas grandes over memorial, but she was so horrible performance wise it almost made me not wanna do nothing ever again lol.Originally Posted by Violent Demise
i must be getting old when im really biotchin about these chickens performances now huh?
but to keeps it ReAL i aint even gonna front bro i clocked this bangin angelina jolie lookin dime with DD's and im not even gonna LIE biotch is F'n with my dome........... so imma have to flip the script this weekend. but on the realz son u gots to see this dime shes not even funny. picture the angelina jolie from gone in 60seonds with a better blonde streak job and DD's and Vida booty! Fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkin biotchez imma have to flip the script this weekend fo sho.
hey i dont know how long u been gone but i hit hawaii in my world tour thread, so peep the dimes there when u get a chance but theres a XXX warning on some so heads up when u at work or in front of the ninos.
hollaaaaaaaaar
A little over 3 months. Not to long. As soon as they gave me bail I posted it right away.Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
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