Quote Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Now then, I hate to rain on poor little Ricky's parade, as he does look like a strong little man, but similar research carried out by Swansea University found that Enzo Maccarinelli could punch with the force of 3 1/2 tonnes. Granted this in itself is not too bad, as Macca is many divisions above Hatton, but apparently Maccarinelli's power is TWICE that of the average person. Ricky Hatton's 400kg punch....I assume it's measured in metric tonnes, would see him punch with about 1/7th the power of Maccarinelli, therefore, 2/7th the power of the average man. Having proved to be definitely average in all aspects of my existence, at least I can punch 3 1/2times as hard as Ricky.

I reckon some scientists somewhere have cocked this up.
As I said in my post, virtually all modern trivial science is bollocks. These experiments are obviously carried out by those stupid eggheads who didn't score that well in their physics exams and so arn't trusted to play with proper equipments.

I can just imagine the shame it must bring when the head of your faculty is dividing people into projects, saying 'you guys go work on cancer research', 'you guys I want to research into the continuing impact of global warming, 'you guys can help me design a new lunar module. 'Ok Thornton and Cartwright, just go into the playroom and do whatever the hell you like,'.