Soccer (ok goalie from what i am told from other people who played it back then) I was about 6 at the time and the only thing i really took away from the whole experience is that i was allergic to pine trees.

T-Ball ( Left Fielder. In the pros thats 4mil a year, in t-ball that means you suck) I had a few good hits but i never had the right pitcher (if our other coach would've pitched to me, i'd have a college baseball scholarship right now). They made my one mexican friends dad pitch to us (mind you he was on OUR team) and i swear the mfer was trying out for the big leagues. He'd always throw sliders and shit. Its like dude im 8 years old throw it over the plate. I played three years. The first year we came in last (but we were sponsored by mcdonalds so it was all good). Second year we did some shady shit and signed a kid from mustang and somehow he was allowed to play on our team. Finished third. My final year we tied for second because the first place team was a genetic freak team. All the mfers where 5'0 blonde haired and blue eyed. They looked so small and weak but they always won.