Football-too small, but fast
Basketball-too small
martial arts-pretty good
baseball-good hitter, but that's about it
soccer-broke my first bone (in my foot), but played the remainder of the game and walked home.
Boxing-ok, my coach asked me where I was 20 or so years ago
Golf-used to play a lot and was pretty good, basically suck now
Shooting (if you consider it a sport)-won the club trap shooting championship, was a former police pistol combat champ, am still really good with a firearm (it's the only time I pat myself on the back for doing something really good).