They never got married in the end but the Lad did meet another stunner the weeK later in another club and again he bowls over to this fine looking bint and goes..(It's a London club btw)

"Ello sweetheart i wanna pole your asshole off"
"ooh you stud you,course you can"

"So whats your name babe"

"Carmen"

"Carmen eh..nice name babe,why did they call you that then"

"Well i love cars and i LOVE men...So what's your name Stud?"

"Charlie Beerkunt"