What I should have said was, "Yes, I tried them and I would have drowned had I not wore an XXXL sized condom, I didn't have the heart to tell my girlfriend that it's not a waterbed..."
What I should have said was, "Yes, I tried them and I would have drowned had I not wore an XXXL sized condom, I didn't have the heart to tell my girlfriend that it's not a waterbed..."
If you hear a voice within you saying that I am not a painter, then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.
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