Re: Jury Duty

Originally Posted by
Lyle
...exactly....and I think if there was an Umbrella it would have added 2-3 years to the sentence.
Actually they charged the guy who threw the Molitov Cocktail was charged with possesion of a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION....and when I heard this I said "OH!.....that's where they were!"
Wasn't that Saddam Hussein that you're talking about? Oh I remember now...
The UN. : "Mr. Hussein we can forgive mass genocide, war crimes, and being a complete idiot but having weapon's of mass destruction in conjuction with not being american will not be tolerated!"
Hussein: "But I have no Nukes!?"
"
The UN. : But we found a 4 liter molotov cocktale in your possession, and that counts as a WEAPON OF MASS DISTRUCTION!!!!!"
Hussein: Egads!
The UN. : This will be punished to the full severity of the new Iraqi law. You will be castrated, hung, and your execution will be displayed on Youtube as a reminder to all generations for the big Boo-Boo that you have commited!
Hussein: Wtf?!
The UN. : May God grant mercy on your pathetic soul...
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