I never attract the girls that are worth attracting and the ones i do.....

The last nut i attracted said she was drawn to me because (and i quote) "There's something mysterious about me" . All she did was talk about how many stalkers she has. I'm not an insecure guy but my imagination reads into things a lot further than most. For instance i was picturing if i would for some reason stay with her from several years, and one of her "stalkers" would end up assassinating me after i won a title match or something. Trust me when i find that picture i've been looking for of me (the look basically says "I hate you. Don't ask me what time it is") it might put a few things into perspective. Thats the look i have on my face just about all day everyday. Nothing mysterious about that, i'm just an angry person.

So overall i'm a 1 as far as anything that counts but I'm a 10 when it comes to attracting the nutjobs out there.