How Dodgy are you??

[The_One77]

aint so bad, i only got the death penalty lol

[katfight]

bump lmao lmao



Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 120.5 Potential fine: £2000


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[Kev]

In Chester you can shoot a welsh with a bow and arrow after midnight...

I loved that bit, I think it was only on certain days of the week as well.

I liked it best in York well you can shoot a Scotsman at any time or day of the week apart from Sundays.

These must be left over laws from Edward Longshank's days I suppose?

I tell you what though I'm glad I'm not Indonesian. Wanking is punishable by decapitation!

If I lived there I'd have no limbs and my mouth and nose removed to prevent me gripping an artifical hand on a stick with my teeth

[amat]

i think its cause i used to be a stoner. i bought weed back with me when i was on holiday, blatently thats what racked it up

THE REAL ALEX WOULD NEVER BUY WEED!

[amat]

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 40.5 Potential fine: £2000

[BoxingGorilla]

Years in prison: 40.5 Potential fine: £0

[beds]

Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK.

good god!!!!


86.5 years in prison and a £2000 fine!!!!!

im a prison officer, im untouchable!!!

[Tito BHB]

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 100.5 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed

[global]

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 23.5 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[the phenom]

50 years 2000 grand fine

[Chris Nagel]

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

There's no fine, or death penalty for clicking yes on all the rediculous questions, including shooting someone with a bow and arrow.

[Kel]

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000
Hmmmmmmm