Quote Originally Posted by NotGuilty136
you should try to catch mitch hedburg (or something like that) on hbo. His style's alittle wierd since he doesn't really look at the crowd that much but it was definitely funny.
I love me some Mitch, I got his whole bit on my I-Pod

'Heres an item you might wanna buy for those hard to reach plant's, why would anyone make their plant's hard to reach? I don't get it? I think that's cruel. I can't imagine someone saying to themselves. Hey you know what plant I'm gonna make you hard to reach'
- Mitch

Fwocken classic stuff man....

'I hate it when people tell you, oh! look heres a picture of you when you were younger............ Every picture of you is when you were younger'
- Mitch



Simple, yet brilliant.