Not quite - minus the boobs because i compete as a bantamweight which = boobless.

I have curly hair with a mind of it's own.

Plus a lot of my work is in the field or in growth rooms and I cycle everywhere for transport so I'm not particularly polished/ made up.

- no point when my jeans are getting caught in my bicycle chain and greased up or I'm covered in dust.

I'm not fantasy material I'm afraid