Pass the interview with hair... come to the hair test without hair.
If that doesn't scream "I'm a crack whore", then I don't know what does...
na, the summertime is ending, you just gotta come up with some S*** like, 'i usually shave my head but i let it grow in in the summer cuz my head gets sunburned like a motherfucker'
They will take hair from your armpits or pubic hair.
If I shaved those too, they might see that as a red flag
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