I nearly pissed myself laughing at these two posts. Specially the walking into the web bit I done that so many times

I'm the same I hate the little twats, although I'm in the UK so we dont get as many big fuckers knocking about. I always have a can of Raid in my flat and this surface spray to spray around windows, doors and air vents. One thing spiders hate is vibrations, I think it fucks their senses. I have a large REL Storm III subwoofer and play that fucker loud from time to time. It does get them out and about looking for a quiet place to hide, thats when I spray their 8 legged asses.

Been looking at those things you plug in too, they are supposed to give out frequences they hate so they don't come near. Just not sure how good they are.

Let me know how you finally manage to spider proof your place.