Were any you Brits hit by quake on Wednesday?

[Kirkland Laing]

I'm an earthquake survivor. I'm still waiting for a TV crew to turn up and interview me.

[Kev]

I'm an earthquake survivor. I'm still waiting for a TV crew to turn up and interview me.

Don't feel bad, in order to fit the requirements for interview you need to ideally be a middle aged, fat woman, intermittently sobbing and sighing with a wet dishevelled look and ideally some mud or soot on your face.

It's bad enough there has been a tragedy, the tv companies obviously know they need to at least get some survivors we can laugh at and feel better again.

Remember behind every tragic moment is a great little bit of comedy just ideal for a 30 second slot

[Kirkland Laing]

Don't feel bad, in order to fit the requirements for interview you need to ideally be a middle aged, fat woman, intermittently sobbing and sighing with a wet dishevelled look and ideally some mud or soot on your face.

It's bad enough there has been a tragedy, the tv companies obviously know they need to at least get some survivors we can laugh at and feel better again.

Remember behind every tragic moment is a great little bit of comedy just ideal for a 30 second slot

I feel cheated. Other natural disaster survivors get serious coverage on the news channels. We got nothing.

[Kev]

I feel cheated. Other natural disaster survivors get serious coverage on the news channels. We got nothing.

Ah well, if you were fat and funny looking you may have been interviewed.

I heard Rhun was actually a studio guest on the Welsh local news

[CFH]

Earthquakes scare the shit outta me. Ever since I was a kid it has been drummed into my head by scientists, the gov't, school officials etc. that a catastrophic earthquake is going to strike where I live. If all goes according to plan, pretty much everyone here is fucked. Should be a good time.

[Kev]

Earthquakes scare the shit outta me. Ever since I was a kid it has been drummed into my head by scientists, the gov't, school officials etc. that a catastrophic earthquake is going to strike where I live. If all goes according to plan, pretty much everyone here is fucked. Should be a good time.

Well if they've been telling you since you were a kid why the hell you still living there?

Some people are so stupid they deserve bad things to happen to them

[CFH]

Well if they've been telling you since you were a kid why the hell you still living there?

Some people are so stupid they deserve bad things to happen to them

lmao. I'm actually planning on leaving as soon as I complete school. Transfering schools inter-provincially is a bitch. The 3 million other who live around here also don't seem to think its a big enough deal to constitute moving. Also, I live in one of the few parts of Canada that is not an icy wasteland in the winter and a swelting, mosquito-filled furnace in the summer. If it wasn't for the threat of imminent death and my own paranoia, it would be paradise.