Cleaning Question - Exciting, I know...

[:::PSL:::]

pumice you idiot will just scratch the surface and make it more porous.

why are you all saying use bleach if his woman won't use it? You all just read 'blow job' and that was the end of the thread

1. Try cleaning it more often so you don't get build up.
2. Change the seat and start again.

...or better yet, just replace the whole toilet bowl.

[JT Rock]

1) Just rip off the seat and dont replace it, sure it might be cold and lower to use but at least you dont have to worry about cleaning off the piss anymore

2) replace it with a yellow seat and never worry about the pesky piss stains anymore

[:::PSL:::]

Somebody just can't aim it good. Have you try the cheerio target thing? 'Works with my 3 year old boy.

[CFH]

Again, you illiterate bastards, it has nothing to do with aim. It's caused by flushing the toilet, which sprays small amounts of water upwards, over time this accumulates on the bottom of the seat.
Mythbusters did an episode on it once.

[CutMeMick]

why are you all saying use bleach if his woman won't use it? You all just read 'blow job' and that was the end of the thread

(Reads 'blow job' ONLY)
(Ziiiiiip)
(Un-zips pants)

"I'm ready Missy"

2) replace it with a yellow seat and never worry about the pesky piss stains anymore

I like your thinking 'Pinky'

[Spicoli]

Fuk It, Go retro and start sporting some diapers

Just a matter of time for all of us anyways as we get to be ancient and leaky

[RP33]

Fuk It, Go retro and start sporting some diapers

Just a matter of time for all of us anyways as we get to be ancient and leaky

you ever see that movie Idiocracy? They have toilets built into recliners.. so you can watch tv and do your biz at the same time.. classic.

[CFH]

Fuk It, Go retro and start sporting some diapers

Just a matter of time for all of us anyways as we get to be ancient and leaky

Man, I work with old people, and some of them genuinely do not give a fuck about pissing or shitting themselves infront of people. Sometimes they don't even notice. It's kinda fucked.
I hope I have the pressence of mind to off myself if I'm ever in that situation.

This thread rules.