Cleaning Question - Exciting, I know...

[:::PSL:::]

wait.. so.. she does give blowjobs then?

lmfao!

That's fuckin' funny.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Buy a new seat man, damn!

[BoxingGorilla]

Try pissing on a rag and using that, CFH.

Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.

[luvfightgame]

Funny thread.

For the seat you are better off getting a new one. But for the bowl you should get a pumice stone. Especially if you are trying to use biodegradable products. A pumice stone will get the hardwater stains off and there isn't a bio cleaning product that will. Get it from a pool supply store. It will last years.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

pumice you idiot will just scratch the surface and make it more porous.

why are you all saying use bleach if his woman won't use it? You all just read 'blow job' and that was the end of the thread

1. Try cleaning it more often so you don't get build up.
2. Change the seat and start again.

[:::PSL:::]

pumice you idiot will just scratch the surface and make it more porous.

why are you all saying use bleach if his woman won't use it? You all just read 'blow job' and that was the end of the thread

1. Try cleaning it more often so you don't get build up.
2. Change the seat and start again.

...or better yet, just replace the whole toilet bowl.

[JT Rock]

1) Just rip off the seat and dont replace it, sure it might be cold and lower to use but at least you dont have to worry about cleaning off the piss anymore

2) replace it with a yellow seat and never worry about the pesky piss stains anymore

[:::PSL:::]

Somebody just can't aim it good. Have you try the cheerio target thing? 'Works with my 3 year old boy.

[CFH]

Again, you illiterate bastards, it has nothing to do with aim. It's caused by flushing the toilet, which sprays small amounts of water upwards, over time this accumulates on the bottom of the seat.
Mythbusters did an episode on it once.

[CutMeMick]

why are you all saying use bleach if his woman won't use it? You all just read 'blow job' and that was the end of the thread

(Reads 'blow job' ONLY)
(Ziiiiiip)
(Un-zips pants)

"I'm ready Missy"

2) replace it with a yellow seat and never worry about the pesky piss stains anymore

I like your thinking 'Pinky'

[Spicoli]

Fuk It, Go retro and start sporting some diapers

Just a matter of time for all of us anyways as we get to be ancient and leaky

[RP33]

Fuk It, Go retro and start sporting some diapers

Just a matter of time for all of us anyways as we get to be ancient and leaky

you ever see that movie Idiocracy? They have toilets built into recliners.. so you can watch tv and do your biz at the same time.. classic.

[CFH]

Fuk It, Go retro and start sporting some diapers

Just a matter of time for all of us anyways as we get to be ancient and leaky

Man, I work with old people, and some of them genuinely do not give a fuck about pissing or shitting themselves infront of people. Sometimes they don't even notice. It's kinda fucked.
I hope I have the pressence of mind to off myself if I'm ever in that situation.

This thread rules.

[katfight]

There are five people reading a thread about cleaning piss off a toilet seat.

and then going off to check the underside of thier toilet for piss stains



if you haven't brought a new seat yet mix sugar and fresh squeezed lemon juice put in on like a paste leave it for a while then scrub thats nice and new age too


oh and by the way if u went with the bleach all that has done is stain the piss white not take it off sorry lollollololololololololol hahahaha

[Andre]

Cuttle fish off the beach ,remove the shell, the soft part removes most stuff without harsh scratching, you can dip in bleach.
This even gets paint spots off soft marble without scratching and cleans and polishes burnt steel pots too.
(ITs an old stonemasons proceedure).