Poor Ernie. What is quite funny though is that a few years ago I used to be part of a private movie share site on the open trackers of Winmx called MovieRus.

Anyway there was a guy on there called Interstella, his real name was John. Back then I didn't know a lot about filesharing, this was before Bitorrent had even been invented.

He took me through it all and we used to chat on MSN as I always used MSN back then.

We chatted in the same way I do to a few people on here and knew each other for couple years.

Anyway my best mate lodged with me for a few months and whilst he was using my computer this Interstella started chatting to me (him) on MSN.

Pretending to be me my 'mate' started to talking to him about how he (me) had started to develop feelings for him

He told him he (I) really wanted to meet up with him and asked if we could exchange pics.

Anyway he told me the next day and I had the transcript automatically saved on my comp so I read it

I emailed Inter and told him it was my 'mate' having a laugh and he said 'yeah I guessed it was, don't worry'.

And then he was never online again! Fucker must have blocked me thinking I was actually coming onto him

Thankfully the bittorrent community was just about to be born and I was able to leave that chatroom cos I felt dirty as fuck in there afterwards