Who would you rather be? and WHY?

[AdamGB]

I'd rather have bamboo shoots shoved under my fingernails, be dragged across brocken glass, bathed in rubbing alcohol and rock salt and then shot directly into the sun......






So neither I guess would sum up my answer

That can be arranged

Can you help me out here... the quote in your sig ODLH yeah?... can you give me some context please?