-8 Teens arrested in beating a 16 yr. old -

[Sharla]

That's a good point Andre. I also think if she'd been able to put up a good fight against the first girl the others wouldn't have been game enough to try anything!

I'd like to teach my kids self defence if I end up having any. I'd be really heart broken if they used it to be on the wrong side of this situation though!

[El Kabong]

I always took the side of nonviolance growing up (I know it's hard to believe) I respect my parents still to this day and I would never purposely do anything to besmirch my family's name. And fighting isn't fun outside in the real world...it's dangerous and sometimes deadly with serious consequences and repercussions


Well I was always the big kid....not the fat one, just the big one. And kids get cliquish and people would always TRY to fight me but it usually turned out that they never WANTED to fight me.


Some kids just push buttons to test their boundries and others are a little more brave and a lot less intelligent, and well they do pay for their "short comings"....and learning is part of living

[Andre]

That's a good point Andre. I also think if she'd been able to put up a good fight against the first girl the others wouldn't have been game enough to try anything!

I'd like to teach my kids self defence if I end up having any. I'd be really heart broken if they used it to be on the wrong side of this situation though!

You love them unconditionaly ,tell so and act in that way and then they know they always have a home even if the house falls down.

You can teach them to outreach people with finger pokes to the eyes snap front kicks etc without fear of them using it on the wrong side because you have them set in the perfect foundation and the natural respect and care they carry makes them unattractive to people who move in group mentalities.

Of course they can be picked on but it only happens once.

[Andre]

That eye poke is reserved for any males that try to hold them down etc.

Perfect for anyone who grabs a woman is extended fingers and turn side on while you poke their throaght, they simply cant hold on to you and your free...to kick their nuts beat them down and take their wallet of course.

[Sharla]

That's a good point Andre. I also think if she'd been able to put up a good fight against the first girl the others wouldn't have been game enough to try anything!

I'd like to teach my kids self defence if I end up having any. I'd be really heart broken if they used it to be on the wrong side of this situation though!

You love them unconditionaly ,tell so and act in that way and then they know they always have a home even if the house falls down.

You can teach them to outreach people with finger pokes to the eyes snap front kicks etc without fear of them using it on the wrong side because you have them set in the perfect foundation and the natural respect and care they carry makes them unattractive to people who move in group mentalities.

Of course they can be picked on but it only happens once.

That eye poke is reserved for any males that try to hold them down etc.

Perfect for anyone who grabs a woman is extended fingers and turn side on while you poke their throaght, they simply cant hold on to you and your free...to kick their nuts beat them down and take their wallet of course.

I like you're philosophy here. I'd rep you for it but I have to spread it around as usual!

[CutMeMick]

Ridiculous. As a high schooler finishing up, no doubt that 50% of the fights that don't happen out of nowhere are because of people bickering over Myspace. In fact that's probably the percentage of all fights, seriously it's ridiculous.

This bunch were just retarded. Why would you videotape something like this? I'm hesitant to be photographed drinking underrage or smoking, no way I would videotape this. What the fuck did they expect? White trash that girl in red was.

Agreed, amat...
I did some crazy shit myself in HS and all that but we never recorded shit.
At least I don't think we did...

I was high and or drinking most of the time. So I don't remember exactly...

[Douglas]

Like the rest of you on this site, I'm not one to ever hit a girl. EVER. But if that was my girlfriend or some family member getting beaten on like that, I'd break my fist over the other girls soft face. And don't forget the picture I showed everyone of my hand in the Ask The Trainer topic (labeled "Been Hardening My Knuckles")

[Fantana]

It's her own fault for not using the only manly way to settle a dispute, a Shirts off Showdown.

A Shirts off Showdown (SOS) is the only legal way to prove who the real man of any situation is, in a non-gay way. A real man, such as myself, looks like me, is heavily muscled and most importantly of all, has a GREAT SOS routine. I have seen guys who looked like real men have next to no routine and when challenged to an SOS they are left looking shocked, upset or resort to pointing and laughing as I flow from pose to pose. What dicks.
There is only one way to challenge and win an SOS, guaranteed.

The Art of SOS

1. Only challenge people when you know you can beat them, loosing is no fun. To be safe stick to below 12s, over 65s or pregnant women. Be sure to keep a record of ALL wins, so you can impress sexy girls with your heroism.
2. If you’re slightly out of shape, you MUST carry a picture of you IN shape at ALL times. Take off your shirt, get your picture out and hit the same pose. Say “Imagine if I still looked like this” Doing so will win you points, trust me. If you have never been in shape use someone else’s photo and pretend it’s you. Or say “this is what I will look like” then run. You’ve done all a real man CAN do in that situation, tubby.
3. When you challenge someone make sure you do it in front of a lot of people. Mostly hot chicks you want to knob. When they see you running through poses, they will come over and touch you up, even if you don’t pay them. If they don’t come over they maybe one of these new age weird girls who wanted to be talked to and treated right, and you don’t want that.
4. Taking off your shirt is an ART FORM. Never rip it, because then you have to pay Asda another £3. Go slowly, one button at a time. If you have trouble ask someone to do it for you. Lots of lip licking and manly hip wiggling is a must here. Eye lid fluttering is also a bonus. When the shirt is off, fold it up neatly and put it somewhere safe, make sure it doesn’t get creased or dirty otherwise you won’t be able to spray lynx on it to get rid of the smell and this means you will need to get a woman over to do your clothes for you.
5. Oiling up is essential, full stop. The light will not catch your soft but firm and manly skin properly unless you are covered in exotic oils. You can make your own but I often find it too sticky and thick, and it’s no fun being chased by dogs and crows who want to eat your very own brand of man oil off your body. I recommend going down to Boots and getting Chanel Non Greasy Body Oil, reasonably priced at £34.99 a bottle. Keep this on you at all times, I keep mine tucked in tight with Little Fantana, he feels good and looks a lot fuller which always goes down well with women.
6. The sixth and final point to Shirts off Showdowning, is the poses. You will need to be fluent and articulate, showing off your great body while concealing anything that isn’t firm, like your tongue. NEVER lick yourself, even your nipples, as this maybe seen as a Galien trait. Keep that for when you’re in the bedroom or in front of a mirror. Have at least 20 man poses to run through, such winners as the Lat Flex Finger Flick are a great way to get back in contention after someone pulls out something incredible like the Trigger Shot pose. As you are flowing through poses, keep the man smile up. Not only does it send shivers down an opponent’s spine, it sends tingles up broad’s thighs, and believe me I have seen what is up there and whilst they look scary, smell and are often hairy, they are actually supposed to be the treasure of the universe. Of course no one knows why this is because of such things as “Rape” which often will be screamed loudly at you if you just go on your knees for a better look at them without winning an SOS, by which time they then come to you. Its science.

Final Thoughts

Always be ready for an SOS, because you never know when some giant muscular man (I’m talking 5 7, 165 lbs) will jump out from behind a bush and rip his shirt off in front of you. He could have been waiting for hours or days for his chance to pounce and you better be prepared when his shirt comes off to reveal his soaking wet body, in a non gay way, dripping in Body Oil just waiting for his chance to take on HMHTs. Oiling up will makes all the difference, Chanel Non Greasy Body Oil is quite hard to find these days since only real men like myself could handle the way it made our skin soft but firm and most importantly, extra shiny. I concede that time Steve the Gardner jumped out on me I was not prepared, but I ran as fast as I could to Boots got some Chanel Non Greasy Body Oil and on my way back through Rape Park sure as the moon is artificial, Steve the Gardner was there. We got it on and he ran through several poses quickly as I oiled up (he actually pulled out the Trigger Shot pose, I responded with a Lat Flex Finger flick and managed to get myself somehow back in contention), after the 14th hour, his oil was all dried up and he admitted defeat. I kept on shining the whole night through, and found myself a new lady while I was admiring myself in shop windows. And that’s the kind of success you will achieve if you follow the Fantana Guide to Shirts off Showdowning.

Yours in manliness,
Fantana

[Julius Rain]

It's her own fault for not using the only manly way to settle a dispute, a Shirts off Showdown.

A Shirts off Showdown (SOS) is the only legal way to prove who the real man of any situation is, in a non-gay way. A real man, such as myself, looks like me, is heavily muscled and most importantly of all, has a GREAT SOS routine. I have seen guys who looked like real men have next to no routine and when challenged to an SOS they are left looking shocked, upset or resort to pointing and laughing as I flow from pose to pose. What dicks.
There is only one way to challenge and win an SOS, guaranteed.

The Art of SOS

1. Only challenge people when you know you can beat them, loosing is no fun. To be safe stick to below 12s, over 65s or pregnant women. Be sure to keep a record of ALL wins, so you can impress sexy girls with your heroism.
2. If you’re slightly out of shape, you MUST carry a picture of you IN shape at ALL times. Take off your shirt, get your picture out and hit the same pose. Say “Imagine if I still looked like this” Doing so will win you points, trust me. If you have never been in shape use someone else’s photo and pretend it’s you. Or say “this is what I will look like” then run. You’ve done all a real man CAN do in that situation, tubby.
3. When you challenge someone make sure you do it in front of a lot of people. Mostly hot chicks you want to knob. When they see you running through poses, they will come over and touch you up, even if you don’t pay them. If they don’t come over they maybe one of these new age weird girls who wanted to be talked to and treated right, and you don’t want that.
4. Taking off your shirt is an ART FORM. Never rip it, because then you have to pay Asda another £3. Go slowly, one button at a time. If you have trouble ask someone to do it for you. Lots of lip licking and manly hip wiggling is a must here. Eye lid fluttering is also a bonus. When the shirt is off, fold it up neatly and put it somewhere safe, make sure it doesn’t get creased or dirty otherwise you won’t be able to spray lynx on it to get rid of the smell and this means you will need to get a woman over to do your clothes for you.
5. Oiling up is essential, full stop. The light will not catch your soft but firm and manly skin properly unless you are covered in exotic oils. You can make your own but I often find it too sticky and thick, and it’s no fun being chased by dogs and crows who want to eat your very own brand of man oil off your body. I recommend going down to Boots and getting Chanel Non Greasy Body Oil, reasonably priced at £34.99 a bottle. Keep this on you at all times, I keep mine tucked in tight with Little Fantana, he feels good and looks a lot fuller which always goes down well with women.
6. The sixth and final point to Shirts off Showdowning, is the poses. You will need to be fluent and articulate, showing off your great body while concealing anything that isn’t firm, like your tongue. NEVER lick yourself, even your nipples, as this maybe seen as a Galien trait. Keep that for when you’re in the bedroom or in front of a mirror. Have at least 20 man poses to run through, such winners as the Lat Flex Finger Flick are a great way to get back in contention after someone pulls out something incredible like the Trigger Shot pose. As you are flowing through poses, keep the man smile up. Not only does it send shivers down an opponent’s spine, it sends tingles up broad’s thighs, and believe me I have seen what is up there and whilst they look scary, smell and are often hairy, they are actually supposed to be the treasure of the universe. Of course no one knows why this is because of such things as “Rape” which often will be screamed loudly at you if you just go on your knees for a better look at them without winning an SOS, by which time they then come to you. Its science.

Final Thoughts

Always be ready for an SOS, because you never know when some giant muscular man (I’m talking 5 7, 165 lbs) will jump out from behind a bush and rip his shirt off in front of you. He could have been waiting for hours or days for his chance to pounce and you better be prepared when his shirt comes off to reveal his soaking wet body, in a non gay way, dripping in Body Oil just waiting for his chance to take on HMHTs. Oiling up will makes all the difference, Chanel Non Greasy Body Oil is quite hard to find these days since only real men like myself could handle the way it made our skin soft but firm and most importantly, extra shiny. I concede that time Steve the Gardner jumped out on me I was not prepared, but I ran as fast as I could to Boots got some Chanel Non Greasy Body Oil and on my way back through Rape Park sure as the moon is artificial, Steve the Gardner was there. We got it on and he ran through several poses quickly as I oiled up (he actually pulled out the Trigger Shot pose, I responded with a Lat Flex Finger flick and managed to get myself somehow back in contention), after the 14th hour, his oil was all dried up and he admitted defeat. I kept on shining the whole night through, and found myself a new lady while I was admiring myself in shop windows. And that’s the kind of success you will achieve if you follow the Fantana Guide to Shirts off Showdowning.

Yours in manliness,
Fantana

Im sorry my friend fantana but Julius Marvelous Rain is a legend in SOS.

Fantana = 5'4 154lbs Pure manly hero type.

Julius = 6'0 172lbs Keeps mind clean and body lean, amazing when seen.

No mas from Fantana

[El Kabong]

Well well well, once again Lyle's friend Bill Maher justified the reasons he's going to hell by saying that "the girl who got beat up probably deserved it" and that "kids fight, it's what they do"

And when another Virgina Tech, Colombine style shooting happens we'll all wonder "How the hell did this happen? Why didn't anyone see the signs?"


Bill Maher is a fucking douche and I hope his life is long and painful (I make it a point not to wish him to die)