Anyone play Golf?

[CFH]

Playing golf makes me very, very angry.

[Andre]

Its a good walk fukked.

I play about two or 3 times a year .
Its the type of thing when you start ,that if you have a big ego and care about what others think ,you are not going to have a good day.

Me I play up the wrong fairways going the wrong way completly against the flow of traffic and enjoy myslef immensley meeting people I'd have never met otherwise.
Confortationalizum can be a hobby too.

*A couple of bourbouns and coke in the bag helps a bit.

[Spicoli]

Nah....I love George Carlins bit On Golf about hitting a ball............Than walking after it to hit it again.

Me and A couple of bud's "borrowed" A golf cart after a bottle of Captain Morgans one night...Ended up in the water "hazard" upside down in the middle of the Course

[LEGION]

The closest I ever came to playing golf was taking a swing at my grandmas head with a club and watching Happy Gilmore. i'd rather watch hair grow on my ass than play that game. I would take it very personally if I sucked; which I would. I don't know how those guys get that ball in that little hole.

[Andre]

A bloke starts playin golf beofre work each morning.
HE meets a girls who is teeing off and they play a round together ,< pun .

They enjoyed the company and met each morning from then on.
Eventually things happen and she ends up giving him head and sending him off to work.
He thinks he has died and gone to heaven..9 holes ,head job off to work.
One day she says "Ive got a confession to make"
Whats that he says?
She says "Im actualy a transvestite.
HE points back and says "You dirty rotten basterd you've been playing off the womans tee the whole time"!

[CFH]

A bloke starts playin golf beofre work each morning.
HE meets a girls who is teeing off and they play a round together ,< pun .

They enjoyed the company and met each morning from then on.
Eventually things happen and she ends up giving him head and sending him off to work.
He thinks he has died and gone to heaven..9 holes ,head job off to work.
One day she says "Ive got a confession to make"
Whats that he says?
She says "Im actualy a transvestite.
HE points back and says "You dirty rotten basterd you've been playing off the womans tee the whole time"!