A bloke starts playin golf beofre work each morning.
HE meets a girls who is teeing off and they play a round together ,< pun .

They enjoyed the company and met each morning from then on.
Eventually things happen and she ends up giving him head and sending him off to work.
He thinks he has died and gone to heaven..9 holes ,head job off to work.
One day she says "Ive got a confession to make"
Whats that he says?
She says "Im actualy a transvestite.
HE points back and says "You dirty rotten basterd you've been playing off the womans tee the whole time"!