Quote Originally Posted by RP33 View Post
my buddy owns a tanning salon and i'm there at least once a week helping him out and stuff.. so i tan for free there, and i have nothing to be ashamed of..

Even though i'm a full blooded Italian, and have olive shade skin, i still get pretty white in the winter, and get dark circles around my eyes, so if i tan you don't notice them and it looks a bunch better..

nothing to be ashamed of at all.. I mean, i go to the beach ALL the time in the summer so i'm tan all summer, and i'm not ashamed of that, so why would i be if i fake-bake in the winter.. same shit.. Just tell someone you just came back from vacation if they ask you if you why you're so dark ..
Yeah you tell them RP. Are you not worried about the health risks though? I know the UV won't be a factor for you but the heat and bright light might affect your circuits?

I'd have thought a good polish and maybe a respray would get you looking in perfect shape, fit for service in any intergalatic rebellion